satan and the friendzone
and your point is

and your point is

Reblogged 1 year ago from biowareconfessions
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Tagged: a lobster with a THROBBING BLUE ALIEN DICK, WHO WOULDN'T FUCK THAT, .
  1. crackedmosaic reblogged this from biowareconfessions and added:
    One of the reasons why I could never romance Garrus, lol. The other was that he was my liara-romancing femshep’s bro and...
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  3. reyairia reblogged this from biowareconfessions and added:
    Like that would stop me if anything those are turn-ons
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  6. anashapants reblogged this from biowareconfessions and added:
    It’s funny because it’s TRUE >:|
  7. spudnugget reblogged this from secondhumanspectre and added:
    fsdjklksjfksdfjsdlkfj… HAHAHAHAHAHA… Oh, good potatoes, have mercy… This post is comedy gold. MY SHIT… IT’S GONE.
  8. lilithmorrigan reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAH YES!
  9. lynkhart reblogged this from sweetneverwhere and added:
    Ditto. :p
  10. sweetneverwhere reblogged this from biowareconfessions and added:
    I still would. Totally would.
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  13. selphiefairy reblogged this from darthempress and added:
    Well, I love lobster, so it only makes sense. To be serious though, OP is wrong. The ME wiki says Turians have...
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  15. darthempress reblogged this from biowareconfessions and added:
    For Turians? Worth it.
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  24. gadding-about reblogged this from leggywillow and added:
    “exoskeleton”
  25. konekosilvertail reblogged this from sweetguts
  26. eius-merc reblogged this from goddessofcheese and added:
    Would. Not. Stop. Me. At. All. BRING IT, GARRUS, BRING IT.
  27. sweetguts reblogged this from biowareconfessions and added:
    and your point is